spotters-guide: shwnspncr: hc-svnt-dracones: I feel like they could remake that whole movie from Chekhov’s point of view. The title would be THIS IS NOT MY JOB! and it would just be two hours of Chekhov running around the warp core with his little goggles as everything goes to shit all around him. #I CANNOT DO ZAT I would watch that
Shiny Happy Fits of Rage: cumaeansibyl:... →
cumaeansibyl: ladies-andtramps: ive noticed that tumblr has this white women vs. black women thing going on and i mean cant we all just be women without a skin color attached to our identities…? I’ve noticed this too. I’ve noticed that when black women try to talk amongst…
jennycockles: this guys i work with always tries to have the most profound facebook statuses and it’s basically like he just flipped through a thesaurus it’s so annoying
reallyreallyreallytrying: “average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
This is a Holmes knocked from the pedestal of the dispassionate gentleman...– from io9’s excellent analysis of the first season of Elementary - Elementary Demonstrates the Right Way to Update a Classic Hero (via gallifreygal)
bibliobimbo: in my house there are only two water temperatures: winter is coming and fire cannot kill a dragon
i like your sideburns: Emergency cleaning: Unfuck... →
unfuckyourhabitat: So, your landlord/parent/home inspector/favorite movie star is dropping by, and your place is a disaster. You don’t have much time to clean it up. You’re in emergency mode. Let’s get started. Don’t panic. Panic leads to fear, fear leads to procrastination,…
shouldertappingghosts: If I was a famous author I would publish a book with ten different endings which all went to print with varying degrees of rarity, but not tell the fans about it so that I could watch their confusion as they disagree over how the story ended. Then when they figured it out I would ‘come clean’, telling them that I had released eleven alternate endings and watch them panic...
claydols: im trying to be more positive *sheds electrons and becomes highly unstable*
agentbartowski: Teen Wolf - Shirtless Montage 2.0 [Season 2 DVD extras] All rights go to respective owners. I literally own nothing.